;_: My Intel rebels are incompetents.

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AegixDrakan
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;_: My Intel rebels are incompetents.

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"Commander! We have a supply raid possible!"

Great, I was in need of some enemy corpses and resources! I've been out of corpses for like 2 months solid! I haven't had a non-evac mission in foreve-

"It expires in a day and 15 hours sir!"

...Yeah, no that's not going to happen. Pass.

"Commander! We have a lead that can push us one step close to liberating this region!"

About damn time! It's JULY and I haven't freed any of my 3 regions! Get Pandamonium squad to the liftoff pad! It's time to-

"It expires in exactly 2 days, sir!"

...AAAAAAUGH, there's 9 of you on Intel over there and I scan there with the Avenger constantly, and you only detected that NOW?! What are you doing with your time, playing Pokemon?! I'd have to send a squad of like 3 people and spend extra intel on top of the bonus cost because of this enemy Cypher Dark Event that went up, JUST to get to 100%! Not going to happen!

;_; This bad luck, combined with some bad early decisions (I went for a useless Proving grounds from the word go and only JUST now got the guerilla tactics school) makes me think that I'm probably going to lose this run of Long War 2. Probably pretty spectacularly.

Loving my run so far but good googly moogly these intel guys are terrible.
Elfich
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Throw a scientist at it.
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and watch out with those faceless if said 2 of those 9 are faceless you actually only have 6 guys on intel
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Devon_v
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Everyone knows intelligence operatives play Galaga at work, not Pokémon.
AegixDrakan
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Devon_v wrote:Everyone knows intelligence operatives play Galaga at work, not Pokémon.
Like this? XD
https://youtu.be/t4Fy6AUMv8E

Well, alright, at least it involves killing aliens, it's MARGINALLY productive. :D
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lol yeah... Do you have a tower in the area?
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I understood that reference!
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Stealth shinobis or bust
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