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I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:31 pm
by SonnyWiFiHr
Why is game obsessed with Siberia , North Pole , Alaska. ?

Frozen & co. has ordered this game. Capital city IceCreamBurg. Most populated city - IceTeaBurg. Best looking city IceBurg and famous Snowflakeburg. Don't forget floating Hamburgerburg on ice where people enjoy swimming with polar bears (domesticated) . Hot summer day can show even -70° .

120 New Game 60 Novogord rest Alaska & co.
I cant believe that I m doing that. But here it is.
We are cursed with Icebergs. If it is frozen and floats on water people live there. Nowhere else because it is to hot

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:02 pm
by SonnyWiFiHr
I just dropped man in shorts on Ice.
Polar bears are freezing and he is in - shorts. He really need those microwave emitters.
Glad that Advent showed up. They will heat him with plasma. Quality of care.

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:21 pm
by SonnyWiFiHr
I can't finish the missions . My bikini squad on ice is ridiculous.

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:22 pm
by SonnyWiFiHr
I m sill laughing.

Just cant play that. Even polar bears are laughing

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:24 pm
by SonnyWiFiHr
No I cant load that game. I m still laughing .

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:28 pm
by SonnyWiFiHr
I have review on ice. Advent should give them blankets.
My gosh I m still laughing

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:49 pm
by SonnyWiFiHr
Nice cosmetics.
Bikini on ice and he wear pigtails.
Shorts on ice + pigtails = Assault penguin.

Ice Baby Penguin

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:56 am
by Dong101
Feeling lonely? Here an ice tea to cheer you up :lol:

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:40 pm
by SonnyWiFiHr
I rather have Ice-burger.
I can't stop laughing even today.

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:05 pm
by Phaseless
I wondered what those 8 comments are gonna be about santa Claus and xcom
Now I know
Am I any wiser now?
Not sure.

Re: I m NOT Santa Claus

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:36 pm
by SonnyWiFiHr
If you like to start in Novogord (50%) you are fine.
If you like to start in Africa 10% - good luck. Kansas City have better roll than whole Africa.

Game loves Santa Claus and will try to spawn you in North Pole because Santa Claus has shop there.
Review on Ice included.